How to piss off a pagan?

23 Aug 2007 21:58 #4953 von Gwendolyn
How to piss off a pagan? wurde erstellt von Gwendolyn
"Being a pagan rocks! We do more after midnight than most people do all day ;-)"

"How to piss off a pagan? Play card games with their Tarot cards ;-)"

"One reason to be pagan: We were here first ;-)"

"Witch's parking ONLY! All others will be TOAD! ;-)"

"How to tell if you are Techno-Pagan: If you end a circle with Ctl-Alt-Del"

"Witches do it in circles ;-)"

"I used to believe in reincarnation, but that was in a past life..."

"How to piss off a pagan? Blow out their altar candle if it is still day light ;-)"

"How many Native Americans does it take to change a light bulb? Four---one to do the work and three to sing the Light Bulb Changing Song"

"Get a taste for religion, Lick a witch. ;-)"

"My Karma just ran over your Dogma ;-)"

"Where there's a Witch there's a way. ;-)"

"How to piss off a pagan? Ask them if they are Satan worshippers ;-)"

"When God Created Men She must have been Drunk and Horny!"

"God, Please save me from your followers! ;-)"

"What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale?-
A northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time..." -
A southern fairytale begins "'Y'all ain't gonna believe this sh**..."

"How to piss off a pagan? Blow out their altar candle if it is still day light ;-)"

"Going to church makes you no more a christian, than going to the garage makes you a car! ;-)"

"Atheism is a non-prophet organization! ;-)"

"If you think "our Father in Heaven" is angry, wait 'till MOM finds out! ;-)"

"Being a pagan rocks! We get more holidays ;-)"

"Jesus is coming. Look Busy! ;-)"

"What's Wiccan, flies around, and makes honey? The Blessed Bee!"

"Being a pagan rocks! I just love explaining that a pentagram is NOT evil!"

*Magie? Das tut man doch in die Suppe, oder?!* ;) ...wenn manche Menschen wüssten, wie Recht sie haben.... :P

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