How to piss off a pagan?
23 Aug 2007 21:58 #4953
von Gwendolyn
*Magie? Das tut man doch in die Suppe, oder?!*
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How to piss off a pagan? wurde erstellt von Gwendolyn
"Being a pagan rocks! We do more after midnight than most people do all day
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"How to piss off a pagan? Play card games with their Tarot cards
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"One reason to be pagan: We were here first
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"Witch's parking ONLY! All others will be TOAD!
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"How to tell if you are Techno-Pagan: If you end a circle with Ctl-Alt-Del"
"Witches do it in circles
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"I used to believe in reincarnation, but that was in a past life..."
"How to piss off a pagan? Blow out their altar candle if it is still day light
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"How many Native Americans does it take to change a light bulb? Four---one to do the work and three to sing the Light Bulb Changing Song"
"Get a taste for religion, Lick a witch.
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"My Karma just ran over your Dogma
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"Where there's a Witch there's a way.
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"How to piss off a pagan? Ask them if they are Satan worshippers
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"When God Created Men She must have been Drunk and Horny!"
"God, Please save me from your followers!
"
"What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale?-
A northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time..." -
A southern fairytale begins "'Y'all ain't gonna believe this sh**..."
"How to piss off a pagan? Blow out their altar candle if it is still day light
"
"Going to church makes you no more a christian, than going to the garage makes you a car!
"
"Atheism is a non-prophet organization!
"
"If you think "our Father in Heaven" is angry, wait 'till MOM finds out!
"
"Being a pagan rocks! We get more holidays
"
"Jesus is coming. Look Busy!
"
"What's Wiccan, flies around, and makes honey? The Blessed Bee!"
"Being a pagan rocks! I just love explaining that a pentagram is NOT evil!"

"How to piss off a pagan? Play card games with their Tarot cards

"One reason to be pagan: We were here first

"Witch's parking ONLY! All others will be TOAD!

"How to tell if you are Techno-Pagan: If you end a circle with Ctl-Alt-Del"
"Witches do it in circles

"I used to believe in reincarnation, but that was in a past life..."
"How to piss off a pagan? Blow out their altar candle if it is still day light

"How many Native Americans does it take to change a light bulb? Four---one to do the work and three to sing the Light Bulb Changing Song"
"Get a taste for religion, Lick a witch.

"My Karma just ran over your Dogma

"Where there's a Witch there's a way.

"How to piss off a pagan? Ask them if they are Satan worshippers

"When God Created Men She must have been Drunk and Horny!"
"God, Please save me from your followers!

"What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale?-
A northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time..." -
A southern fairytale begins "'Y'all ain't gonna believe this sh**..."
"How to piss off a pagan? Blow out their altar candle if it is still day light

"Going to church makes you no more a christian, than going to the garage makes you a car!

"Atheism is a non-prophet organization!

"If you think "our Father in Heaven" is angry, wait 'till MOM finds out!

"Being a pagan rocks! We get more holidays

"Jesus is coming. Look Busy!

"What's Wiccan, flies around, and makes honey? The Blessed Bee!"
"Being a pagan rocks! I just love explaining that a pentagram is NOT evil!"
*Magie? Das tut man doch in die Suppe, oder?!*


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